Wednesday, August 30, 2006
shitheads impose others on msn or anywhere else.
anyway, its fucking fake whoever u are.but ill just play along.see how long ur fucking ass can last.
and if I EVEN KNOW U, U CAN JUST FUCK OFF.
coz ure being an ass.and ill make life hell, specially for you, if i ever find out who you are.asshole.
GET IT STRAIGHT, FUCKER.
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ill give you three middle fingers.
anyway, things arent going well for me.thats all everyone needs to know.
my msg's screwed coz of physics, blablabla and lotsa other stuff.
not in some blogging mood now.tata.
{/6:01 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Friday, August 25, 2006
end of sabbatical week.11 days to go.
anyway, today we had a BULLSHITTING competition today.
weixin was damn bloody funny.and he thought of it all HIMSELF.
aep creativity.
and clement.shit la.
then wenyuan went up there and crapped everything out.LOL.
HAAHAHAHA.BLOW COWS BABY, BLOW IT.
and i hate the collar pin.it sharp and it scratches.
some bugger sec2 almost stole my ipod yesterday.arsehole.
thanks wenyuan.
and for the bullshit script which is DAMN BLOODY LAME, thank wenyuan again.
-replies
wenyuan: FUCK YOU.IM GONNA P(ra)WN you for that.
joleen: ahahaa yeah close!damn.
{/8:25 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
yeah omg i was looking through the viewed list and i saw this.taka.
i was like OHMYGOD isit gonna be taka nobu akiyama and i was hoping that it would be.sadly, it wasnt him.
but the name and location really cracked me up.i REALLY thought it was him!
man, taka, u were my besteest childhood friend.hope we'll really meet again, someday, to catch up on old times.
you moved, ive moved. but i still miss the old days racing down the streets, on feet, bicycles, rollerblades and with our tamiya cars.ahaha i miss pressing on your doorbell!
taka, if you read this, please add me on msn (blag.winter@gmail.com).
BLEAH.
:D
{/6:18 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
OMG PAUL TWOHILL SANG A CHINESE SONG!
cun2 zai4 by 5566.
ahahaha i liked that song!
ahaha its quite nice actually.except for the pronounciation of the cun zai ZHE.
lol!the song's like, too slow for his liking.
okay today's sabbatical was useful, speaking in chinese.
but its damn lame la.
weixin was damn funny.he made his speech in like, english.
{/8:56 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
chinese sabbatical sucked more than yesterday.
unbelievable.we were like learning chinese all over again.
direct translations from english.
damn this sucks.its a waste of time.
we played soccer after school as usual.
congrats to us cause we knocked the shit out of the magnetic door stopper or whatever you wish to call it, and the whole thang just blew apart.
hilarious.
and my room stinks.since last saturday.
i unintentionally squashed some shitass cockroach which was hiding BELOW the drawer.so when i closed it, the thing just went WHAM against the ledge.ouch.
and then it was totally shitty and messy.then fucking thing was divided into 2 and one piece fell on my LEG!URGH.
then there was some kinda shitty smelly black liquid which stank like fuck.
we were playing dota and then i was like "what the fuck is the smell?" coz it was really bloody smelly.
then i looked down and saw the shit.then i smelled it to confirm it smelled like shit.ahaha imma retard.
yuck!i sprayed everything i could at my desk and it STILL SMELLS LIKE SHIT.
ohmygod.
{/6:19 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Monday, August 21, 2006
chinese sabbaticals today.it was lame.
thats the word.
Forgive me if I stutter
From all of the clutter in my head
Cuz I could fall asleep in those eyes
Like a water bed
Do I seem familiar, i've crossed you in hallways
a thousand times, no more camouflage
I want to be exposed, and not be afraid to fall.
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
And cannon ball into the water
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will
You always want what you can't have
But I've got to try
I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have
For you I will
For you I will
For you I will
{/6:41 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
golf in the morning again.today was slack.great.
but i hate waking up early.
then after that went to town to find zhihong.
and i blew 40 bucks on a new shirt.
whee.all the talk about saving money.
then after that we went for pool.
tied at 6-6.
wooooo!
gahgahgahgahgah.im going nutsnutsnuts.
i love nuts.
like chongxiuming does.
ahahaha like a quarter of the class' leaving for cairns.
cya guys.
{/6:46 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
fuck im emo.go away.
{/10:35 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Friday, August 18, 2006
omg today was DAMN LAME.
i hadnt laughed so hard for ages.
guess what, i think we spawned the largest scale of middle-fingering teacher exercise.
ahahahaa.when SHE turned around to write something on the whiteboard, we were like "RAWRRR!" + *middle fingers up*.
ahahahaa!
shit that was damn funny.when she turned around, everyone was laughing like mad and she didnt realise anything!
ahahaha lets try again next next week!
then after school, like one third of the class went kap, AND THEN TO MY HOUSE.
ahh whatever.
{/7:28 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
WHOA.
buds, great day i guess.
kam was sick, which was sad.
COZ HE'S GOT A LOUSY IMMUNE SYSTEM.
he probably got AIDS, and somehow got ONE puny bacteria one him.
then the bacteria attacked him until hes so freaking sick he doesnt wanna come to school tmr.
loser.LOSER KAM.
ahahha and hes gonna stun me EIGHTEEN times.
no kidding its sad i know.
stupid kam i said im gonna blog about you and here it is.
ITS TIME TO SET UP YOUR HANLINISALOSER.BLOGSPOT.COM!
sphurrrrr!
ahahahaaa.ive been talking cock to him before he even got to school.
HE WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO MEET ME ON THE BUS!
and i thought he said he aint coming to school today.
and TOHZHIHONG PLAYED TRUANT.
TEACHERS, TOHZHIHONG FROM CLASS 4E PLAYED TRUANT
please take serious action.send him to jail and give him a yellow ribbon when he comes out.
you pussycatdoll.
anyway, i got 89% for this physics test!
OMFG, ITS LIKE A FREAKING MIRACLE.
so overall, my physics this term is A1, even though i scored a freaking b4 for the last test!
woooohoooo!
ahahha and we played lan today.
me clemmo and the-one-who-played-truant-to-sleep-and-play-lan.
ahahaha c&c generals is damn lame.
AND FRIENDSTER'S SCARY.WOOOOOOO.
{/7:45 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
WOOHOOO!
AHAHAHA I CHECKED THE NUS TRI RESULTS.WE WON!
clement said we didnt and thats why we left early that day.
ahahaha CHAMPIONS.
this time, our team name was THE PIGS!
but sigh there werent many short distance relay teams.but overall, our timing still owns.
OUR TIMINGS
yeah.note that stanley and clemmo's timing might not be quite right, cause its the organiser's fault.
and i was second for swimming.
coz we started along with the individual short distance people.
and theres this guy who did 3 mins plus.
i think 4 mins for 300m would be kinda good, considering the waves and currents!
lol this is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
i got 66% for geog.
sigh.
everythings going down the hill.
{/7:44 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Monday, August 14, 2006
im convinced my physics is screwed.
bleah, like almost everyone screwed.
pek told me that our project's got an A-STAR, but she didnt make it clear whether we would be considered for the grand finals.
i guess not, cause she said our book publication's not really convincing.
but FIVE ACE across ALL SUBJECTS is good enough!
wooooots.
shit that sounds gay now.
ahahah today's lessons were boring.
after school we went to kfc and then i went to chicky's house, and lamed for like a few hours.
kicking the soccer ball at his wardrobe.
shit im gonna get new furniture from ikea when i finally decide to move upstairs.
it looks so, NICE.
{/6:56 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Sunday, August 13, 2006
hey we didnt lose the NUS tri aight.
its just, THE ORGANISER.
totally screwed event except for the swim leg.
some git tried to pull me.
then i got crazy and started pressing people down.
all those guys in front of me in the start, i just pressed and swam over them.
ahaha damn fun.
some idiot kept touching my leg.and i started kicking him with breaststroke kicks.
holy momma.
they didnt even do this in the osim one.
anyway, direction orientation in the sea is REALLY HARD.
i swear i didnt know where i was going, just kept trying to swim straight.but it wasnt really straight.then i swam over the marker without realising it.blablabla.
anyway i think i was first or second.
there was some guy in front of me at first ut didnt see him in the end, so either he was really damn fast or he lagged.i think he was fast.darn fast.
yeah but the organisation of the cycling and running parts were screwed.
damn screwed.
i dun wanna talk about it here.
anyway, its physics test tmr.
oh man.and my feet's VERY ITCHY.
dont know why.
{/6:18 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Saturday, August 12, 2006
YO BUDS!
AHAHAHAA.
today's boring!kinda.
woke up at what, TWELVE?
yeah someone tell me im a pig.a green one.
then went to town.
ZHIHONG WAS SEVEN MINUTES LATE.
clement was WHAT, EVEN WORSE.
then we went to cine for POOOL.
damn i paid to win only 2 games today.
that sucks.
im last for this week then.shitheads.
ahh whatever. after that clement went off.
tohzey and i walked through the whole heeren, then to shaw.
ahaha coz we were going kap to talk again.
its weekend crapping@KAP.
we talked cock for like 2 hours.
yeah thats it.
im gonna do some bio ace now.
nus tri tmr!
{/9:12 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Friday, August 11, 2006
like finally, les weekends!
done with geography test, which was kinda screwed coz i had totally no idea what i was writing about.
projects day finals was great.no screwups.
for the grand finals!
ahhahaa not sure yet, but i wouldnt mind getting into the grand finals.seriously.
LIKE WHO WOULD!
yeah baby.
got chinese test back.
hahahahaa 80%!
RAWRRR thats like, SPLENDID?
considering i left my compre questions blank.
freaking chinese.
i think im good at memorising stuff.
full marks for constructing those sentences!
after pday we were playing classroom soccer again for like 2 hours?
yeah about 2 hours.
now we're hitting chairs instead.
everyone protects a chair and if the ball hits your chair, ure DEAD.
if you hit some guy's chair, HES DEAD.
see, for this uve gotta try diplomacy cause it works wonders.deterrence aint gonna work cause people will still wanna whack your chair somehow.
ahahaa INTERESTING :D
then we went for lunch and back to school again.
this time we played FIELD SOCCER.
less people, more fun.ahahahaha.
then the yellow ribbon talk.
chicky, xuanyi, hujie and i were crapping about our futures.
whoaaa.
{/11:01 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
okok im here to blog! ((:
AHAHAHA.
ok recap:
yesterday was nats day celebration.or so it was supposed to be.
we had our national day carnival!
ahahaha our retarded gone-way-wrong waterbomb stall.
michael, me, brian, kevin and lester were supposed to be targets for people to hit.
HOWEVER, other than lester, the rest of us werent prepared to get wet.
so lester churned in the money.
i was like "FIFTY CENTS PER SHOT AT LESTER!"
zhihong and chenfeng were our first customers.
actually dew was first.
he freaking threw his bomb into the koi pond when he was told to shoot lester BELOW THE BELT (ahaha yes) so that it wudnt go into the pond.
anyway we finished selling all our bombs.AS IN SELL.
less people bought it to shoot lester.alot of people bought it to shoot their friends.AHAHAHAHA SELLING WATERBOMBS- THE CUTTING EDGE 21ST CENTURY MONEY MAKING CONCEPT.
our stall!
the made-in-5-minutes using highlighters, correction fluid and markers banner.
50 cents per bag of water! :D
ahahaha then after that went for 6i'02 gathering.
went to novena at first, then cineleisure, then jonathan's house, then to the hotel, then to great world city, then back to hotel, then to SPC, then to hotel.
i was sleeping like some pig.damn bloody tired, somehow.soccer in the morning, swimming and gym in the evening.ahahaha.jonathan's damn bloody lame.
then this morning we went for breakfast/lunch at crystal jade.
yeah then everyone went home.
minzhe came over to do our sl proj.did lots.i finished by bookcover design!
omg photoshop rocks my world.
6i- 4 years down!
ahahaha the 6i scouts! (((:
the good'ol days.
man.not sad as last time(s) but everyone's changed.
{/8:58 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
TOGETHER, WE ARE THE COLOURED PIGS ASSOCIATION
okay.
ahahaha.i hit my golf balls kinda well today.
not that well, but still well.
yeah and i hate my laptop.
its going bonkers.
MAD.
{/10:40 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Saturday, August 05, 2006
watched CLICK with zhihong today!
awww.
we went for ben&jerry's before that and that pig was waving to the b&j girls after we finished!
ahaha but yeah, they were kinda cool.HAHAHA.
CLICK was kinda good.the starting was plain funny.adam sandler style.
the most funny part was tuning the colour.damnit he turned himself green and pretended to be HULK, then purple and became barney.then he starting singing "i love you, you love me..."
LOL!
then theres this part where he farted right into his boss' face.and then that guy thought he ate shit.AHAHAHAAA.
but there're emo parts too.the part where he treated his dad really badly.
omg that part was like really sad.yeah.
cant imagine people treating their parents that way.its really harsh.
on a lighter note, KATE BECKINSALE'S TOTALLY GORGEOUS.
holy momma.shes like 32 but shes still really really really really prettaye.
somehow.shes like DAMN pretty in the movie!!
oh man i wanna watch lakehouse and 2fast2furious!
ohoh and 4a + 4b rocks totally.for 4a, 2 people didnt opt for hilton, for 4b, so far only jian ting didnt opt for hilton for grad nite.
BATCHDINNER2006@:
HCI - 28 VOTES
ORCHID COUNTRY C. - 31 VOTES
HILTON - 115
W0000TS.
{/8:02 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Super IQ Test
blag, your IQ score is 147
The way you think about things makes you a Complex Intellectual. This means you are highly intelligent and have extraordinarily strong verbal and math skills. Compared to others you are a highly conceptual and complex thinker and are able to understand information in an abstract form. You also show great attention to detail. In fact, it's hard to find something you're not good at.
How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Complex Intellectual? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Complex Intellectual. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.
Classic IQ Test
Congratulations, blag!
Your IQ score is 136
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.
Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.
hahaa ive been real bored lately.
now my brain's exploding from iq tests.
and TICKLE TESTS are scams.i think almost everyone scores above 130.
then there wudnt be any dumb people left on the face of this earth.
and i wud be the chairman of microsoft right now.
bleah i wanna watch click.adam sandler.
{/11:51 AM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Friday, August 04, 2006
HOHOHO.loads to blog today!
okay firstly, i went for flag raising.first time in a gazillion years.not really, a few days probably.
and our ihc teacher's real cool.
lol then kam lan and i were taking video clips of spastic actions during english lessons.bloody funny.DAMN FUNNY.
mind u, if lester were to construct a sentence of that idea, he would go: "ME and kam lan WAS taking video clips...."
yeah he actually said that -.-""
and i would like to highlight the present state of our classroom.
our beloved soccer ball has hit almost every hit-able object in the classroom and 2/3 notice boards are currently down.the projector's been hit like dunnohowmanytimes.
coz we have changed as a class.instead of kicking balls, we're now playing volleyball/whatever ball whereby u just grab the ball with ur hands and do anything u wanna do with it.that was YESTERDAY.
today, it has evolved into rugby.shit la rugby's damn gay.i think like 50% of the people who played that in class got injured somehow.wenyuan fell against the bloody table and i fell on him.he sank his teeth into my shoulder.WTF.then everyone kept falling like bowling pins and chongxiuming kept tripping over me.totally.
this is gay.
then we had the APPRECIATION lunch for the nyps kids today.darn its REAL HARD TO BRING KIDS OUT NOWADAYS.
we brought them to seoul garden by BUS.totally shitty.zongrui just owned me by kicking me right in the nuts.KICK.im serious.
then they started pouring ice shavings over me and minzhe.ALOT OF THAT.plus water from their bottles.
and shimin's beloved brother is one hell of another terror.
he said we had no willies and thought my email was black.willy@hotmail.com!
WTF!!!
whoa.i didnt remember having attitude problems back then in primary school.probably abit now,but it aint that bad, right?
ahha thats bout it.ill think bout more stuff.
{/7:20 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
FINALLY FINISHED ALL MY TESTS THIS WEEK.
and its official:
WEDNESDAY IS THE NUMBER ONE MOST HATED DAY OF THE WEEK on my list of mondays to sundays.
damn it really sucks.sucks shit.
ihc was kinda okay i guess.chi compo was kinda not-so-good coz i didnt know what to write for the heading of the functional.
mind you xu went through that in class some time ago and i just really couldnt recall a thang she said.
but overall still not so bad.
the worst is today's chinese.
bloody hell.the comprehensions sucked.summary + 2 compres is really a killer.
and the compre was like so fucking hard i couldnt understand much, so i took a longer time to think, a longer time to write and thus had less time on my side.
in the end, i almost couldnt finish my summary and left 2 compre questions worth 4% each B-L-A-N-K.
man.pls i hope i can still scrape an A1.ill thank god and everyone else for that.
PLEASE.
seriously, i think something's wrong with the higher chinese o level system once again.
they wanna test students' understanding and did away with the tian xie han zi, which was REAL GREAT.i applaud them for that coz now i dun need to rmb how to write cheng yus.
but wtf,now theyre testing how fast we READ AND WRITE.
so many questions, so little time.
SO WHAT EXACTLY ARE THEY LOOKING FOR IN OUR EXAM MERITOCRACY SYSTEM, A FAST WRITER TO WORK IN COURTROOMS OR TALENTED INDIVIDUALS WHO CAN REALLY DEAL WITH LANGUAGES?
whatthefuck.anyway i think this sucks.seriously.theres no point in having a time limit for paper 2.
if you know, you know.if you dont, even if u take off ur shoes, smell it, fling it outta the window, beat up ur friends, u still wont get it.
SO WHY THE FUCK ARE WE RUSHING FOR TIME HERE?
seriously la.it really makes people detest and reject the language altogether.
nutheads.
NUTHEADS.
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okay.guess you got the point.
{/7:58 PM}
Signed by Yours Truly.
