after consideration and several discussions, ive decided to feature KEVIN KAM again. as we all know, he got some problems with english words nowadays. 1. EMERGENCY - E-MER-GEN-CHEE 2. ALARM - AH-LAM 3. MAROON 5 - MA-RON 5 4. SPHERE - SH-PURR 5. ACTUALLY - AIR-CHE-LLY 6. PUDGE - PURGE 7. SUCH - SH-AR-CH 8. IMPOSTER - IM-POST-ER 9. MEAGRE - ME-GREL 10. 1 CHILDREN (1 CHILD) 11. I NEVER SAW LOL FUCKING FUNNY.I WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING LIKE SHYT. munkayye.
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Thursday, June 29, 2006
WHOA. IM ON MY WAY TO FLYING COLOURS THIS TERM! i got A2 for the chinese paper 1 common test! (((: omfgomfgomfgomfg tell me im good coz i wrote the thing anyhow-ishly. sian today's lessons were till 440! kinda draggy.i dont like.i dont like.i dont like. hehehhh! OHOH AND EAR RINGS, AS IN THOSE WHICH ARE REALLY BIGBIG RINGS, ARE COOL! and ive got no ring files for my english stuff. IM BLOODY DISORGANISED NOW. -man in distress "miss the boat, face the music" i dont like music.
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
damn it la. kevin kam thinks im a porn addict. everyone thinks kevin watches porn. kevin says he watches porn accidentally. MY ASS. i think he types www.freeporn.com and presses the return key accidentally.then accidentally click on more stuff.then accidentally sees something he doesnt have and gets an erection or something. AND YOU CLAIM YOU DONT WATCH PORN. ill bet my balls he does. and dont try surfing www.freeporn.com, coz i dont know if its pornographic or not.its just AN EXAMPLE.porn is BAD, dont watch porn.be innnocent like me. AND SHIT.MY NIPPLES ARE LIKE GOLDEN COLOUR NOW OR SOMETHING. thanks to the combined class nipple pinching team. i pinched all of em once, all of em pinched me once.i got like what, lost count on the number of pinches ive received.and now im starting to feel some pain.that fucking shrimp of a shrimphead wenyuan pinched the longest.hes gonna be shelled someday. OHOHOH AND I WENT TRAINING TODAY.MR YAP WAS PLAYING WATERPOLO.OMG COOL DUDE! :D MONEY SAVING TIPS: as ive been spending money like i drink coke, ive decided to start saving lest it starts raining before ive got the bucks to buy a nylon umbrella. ITS CALLED WEI4 YU3 CHOU2 MOU2. WEI YU - for the sake of rain CHOU MOU - dunno.buy umbrella? LOL MY CHINESE IS SCREWD! gah the trick right, is to remove the coin compartment from your wallet, by hook or by crook (crook preferred).then you wouldnt have enough space in your wallet to store coins!then ull put it in ur pockets and when u walk ull be sounding like uve jingling balls.therefore when u get home, ull put it in ur PIGGY BANK (YEAH U NEED A PIGGY BANK.MUST BE PIG OR IT WUDNT WORK.).after a while, ull start to feel that ur pig's getting fat and it shall be the time to slaughter it to make some barbequed pork.yeah then ull have money.IF U THINK ITS VERY LITTLE, GET A BIGGER PIG, AND FUCKING STOP PUTTING IN UR 5 CENTS! SEE?!
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
chenfeng(shit) la! damnit ive still not finished my article explorers, hrp and MORE STUFF WHICH I CANT RMB AT PRESS TIME. later ultimate showdown in dota. ITS ME AND LESTER (-.-"""""") VS KEVIN KAM LAN AND STUNLAY theyre dead.kevin kam's gonna call me laoda from tmr onwards, once THEY HAVE LOST. kevin, YOU HAVE LOST.stanley too. butbutbut think again, LESTER LEH.HE SAID HES GONNA BEYOND GODLIKE KAMNINA, WHICH THE WORLD DOUBTS. last time he was usin stealth assasin and got pwned like 10-0! ohoh and its GHANA vs BRAZIL tonight. the odds are like 12:1.7! shit la shudve made a trip to the national swimming pool to place 10 bucks on ghana.if ghana wins, ITS ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY BUCKS! see, ghana knocked the shit out of my fav czech and got into last 16, SO THEYRE GOOD.if sg tigers/lions/whatever plays, EVEN IF THE ODD'S 10000000:1, I WOULD STILL BET FOR BRAZIL. SOME TEAMS ARE JUST GOOD, FOR THE OTHERS, NO HOPE (IE SG TIGERS/LIONS/WHATEVER). TEAM SINGAPORE, 4 MILLION STRONG.YOU THINK THATS GOOD ENOUGH, THINK AGAIN. TEAM AFRICA (GHANA), 700 MILLION STRONG. think about meeting team china...
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Monday, June 26, 2006
HAHAHAAAA IM BLOGGING AGAIN.SOMEHOW. OK HOPE THIS THING LASTS! (: no i think it wont.crossyourfingers!
WHEE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! i fucking love schooldays.dont ask me why coz i know ure lovin it too. fuck there goes my world cup matches ): england's a bore, czech's a disappointment brazil's off form, france's old BUT GERMANY'S ON FORM! thats kinda consoling.but poor kahn aint playin =X DAMN WHY NOT DECLARE THIS PERIOD TILL JUL 10TH BALLS DAY, WHERE EVERYONE ON EARTH KICK SOME BALLS AND WATCH BALLS GETTING KICKED?! JESSICA SIMPSON'S HAWT, GEDDIT? -randomness- and chionh wenyuan, 4a04 or 4a05, is a fucking shrimp.he takes his height using a curved rule.hes so sexayye no one has the ability to resist his CURVES. and im no leg rest u dope. TWOSEVENTHREE leh!
